ATTENTION!

ALIENS ARE COMING TO ABDUCT ALL THE GOOD-LOOKING AND SEXY PEOPLE.

YOU WILL BE SAFE, I'M JUST SAYING
GOOD B Y E ...........

School is out, until next year

Finally.. school is out. And it's about time. I almost feel like I've been robbed of my second half of 2006, because it's gone by so fast. But it's all good, Christmas is almost upon us, and that's all that really matters, eh? Horpfully I'll be getting that certain gaming system that I've been wanting for a while.. if that turns out to be the contrary, then I'll just live with the various Gamecube games I'm planning on getting my siblings.

Anyway, I got a crapload of candy yesterday (of course, I gave away a crapload of candy yesterday, so I didn't really get much of a surplus..), plus, I just got done going to a little work party type thing this morning, where I got a stocking full of stuffed animal ducks that quack Joy to the World, and some other stuff. We were supposed to go bowling yesterday, but that didn't happen. Ah well.

So, I hope the very few readers that I have, and everyone else I know, will have a very Merry Christmas. Oh, and I apologize for the lemons post. That was quitely random. But, like I said, it's all good.

Lemons

I thought that some day I would be writing a post about lemons on here, so why not now. So, yeah:

Lemons are awesome. I don't really know why I'm so uberly obsessed with lemons, but I just love them. No, I don't like the taste of them.. too sour. Lemonade isn't exactly my cup of tea either (duh, that's probably 'cause lemonade does not equal tea, stupid.) But I just love lemons.

Don't ask me why. It's just an obsession.. that I have. Lemons have this bright yellow color, and they are so perfectly round - er, perfectly, oval-shaped. On the outside, lemons look so delectable. But on the inside, you'll find the most bitter tasting food this world has ever seen. How can something so perfectly round-ish and yellow be so good on the outside but so uberly bad on the inside?

That's a question I just can't answer. Nonetheless, lemons rock. They're everywhere. At the store, in your kitchen, on stage at U2 concerts (those kinds of lemons are the disco ball kind! Yay!), inside your drink (as lemonade, so I guess it's just the juice), on my cellphone (well.. not anymore. My cellphone wallpaper used to be lemons, but then Jacki took a picture of me with this strange facial expression, and she's been forcing me to keep it as my wallpaper ever since.), and probably some other places.

Anyway, the usual boring life update: ummm, yeah, nothing interesting has been going on. Nothing at all. Well, bye, all two of you that read this blog. See you's around.

Another Sunday, another stupid blog entry

I think..... yeah, I just forgot. Hmm, what should I remember then. Oh, yeah. Well, maybe.

Okay, so, I need a topic for this week's blog entry. That isn't "my boring life" (a topic that nobody really cares about anyway, at least, I don't think anyone does). Hmmmm, a topic. How about.... pants.

Pants are awesome. If one did not wear pants, then during the winter, their legs would be freezing cold. Wait. There are certain kinds of pants, called shorts, that you wear and you will still be freezing cold when you wear them during the winter. Contradictions, contradictions! Oh my gosh. Quick! Assemble the navy! The universe is going to asplode! All hands on deck! This ship is going down!!

...okay, so, the universe really isn't going to asplwhatever, the church is still true, blahdeblahdeblah. Welp, okay, where was I. Oh! pants. Okay, so, pants. Are. Awesome. That's all you really know.

In other seriousity, my brother got baptized yesterday. That's really cool. Midterms came this week, and my grades suck the most they've ever sucked, like, ever. Seriously, I'm not like this when it comes to grades. I blame it on Radiohead. Well, not really. I think I really should go do some of my homework. That's what I really blame my bad-ish grades on. Really, really.