Some Kind of Web Log: Post Number Twenty-Eight

This is the opening paragraph of a post on my (Braden, AKA Kilroy) internet weblog, appropriately titled Some Kind of Web Log. It usually starts out with an introductory sentence, briefly stating the main topic of what this entry's gonna be like. Then there are a couple more sentences, usually starting out the story or topic that I am going to talk about. They tend to be somewhat conversational, as if I am directly speaking to you. This is intended to provide a personal feel to the entry and to make the overall tone more friendly.

Then there is the second paragraph, where I then proceed to go into the topic in more detail. The editorial tone of this paragraph can vary, however, between the conversational style typically displayed in the first paragraph, and a more formal, book-like tone that most blogs feature. The detail is gone into much, much more in the second and subsequent paragraphs, as this is the main body of the entry.

Oftentimes, a third or even fourth paragraph is added, if I happen to have a lot to say about that particular subject. Usually if it involves my awesome friends in any which way possible, up to ten, possibly even fifteen or twenty additional paragraphs may be added.

Then there is the closing paragraph, where I try to wrap the entry up, usually by posting a summary of how boring my life has been during the time since my last blog entry. (Oftentimes, after I finish the post and publish it, I will forget to leave out one important detail or two, and I will have to edit it, usually multiple times, to include said detail.) Then I try to think up a somewhat imaginative closing line, like, "See ya'll when you're against the wall" or something similar. That's when the entry ends, and you may proceed to read better, more worthwhile internet websites, such as this one. Or maybe even this one..